Millions of people around the world grew up playing Dungeons & Dragons and similar role playing games. We rolled up characters that were described with characteristics like Strength, Dexterity, Constitution, Intelligence, Wisdom, and Charisma. Perhaps it is only natural to wonder what characteristics we could use to measure watches.
What if watches had character sheets?
| A Watch Character Sheet Generated with Grok |
As for scale, I think a numerical range from 3 to 18 would be in order for most of these characteristics. But, water resistance should just be the actual water resistance rating in meters. This would allow for aging D&D nerds to lock onto this system easily.
| A Casio Enticer |
I have a six characteristics in mind that could be applied to describing watches. There would be no dice rolling. Just carefully considered scoring. Here are the characteristics with some examples:
Strength - A $6 Chinese watch is probably a 3 and a G Shock would be an 18. A Rolex Submariner or Certina DS1000 would probably also hit that 18 mark.
Flex - This is a measure of a watches ability to impress people. The elite watches are more of a flex. Here are Rolex might be a 15 and a Timex a 6.
Water Resistance - 300 meters is better than 30 meters and it's a hard number. The more affordable precision quartz Certina DS Action diver would have a 300. It's a figure most of us can work with.
| Certina DS Action Diver (Amazon photo) |
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Sophistication - A mechanical movement from a Swiss maker and lots of complications lead to high scores.
I like some of the minor touches that Grok added to the character sheet it generated as an example. Skills like Timekeeping, Durability, and Precision seem appropriate. The Inventory keeps track of things like the crystal, the movement, and the like. Hit points equals battery life or, perhaps, power reserve.
A character sheet for watches is an interesting idea. Just don't get so wrapped up in it that you have to make saving throws versus doorframes.