A Financial Cure for Watch Envy!
I've finally found a cure for watch envy: many of the high end watches that we can only drool over are actually manufactured and marketed under the auspices of publicly-traded companies. While most of us can't afford the ultra-luxury watch, we may well be able to afford the stock (or in American Depository Receipt (ADR) offerings that signify foreign stocks in US markets). If you can't buy the watch, buy the watchmaker. Once you own a few shares of a luxury watch company, you'll never be jealous or envious of a watch owner again.
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| Jaeger Le Coultre Ultra Thin Moonphase (photo by Remi Mathis, CC BY-SA 4.0 <https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0>, via Wikimedia Commons) |
What are some of the publicly-traded watchmakers that are represented in the US stock market?
Swatch Group (SWGAY is the ADR). This company includes watch brands like Breguet, Harry Winston, Blancpain, Glashutte Original, Jaquet Droz, Omega, Longines, Rado, Union Glashutte, Tissot, Balmain, Certina, Mido, Hamilton, Swatch, and Flik Flak.
LVMH Moet Hennessy Luis Vuiton (LVMUY is the ADR). This includes watch brands like Bvlgari, Chaumet, DANIEL ROTH, Fred, Gerald Genta, Hublot, L'Epee 1839, Repossi, TAG Heuer, Tiffany & Co., and Zenith.
Companie Financiere Richemont (CFRUY is the ADR). This includes watch brands like Cartier, A. Lange & Sohne, Baume & Mercier, IWC Schaffhausen, Jaeger-LeCoultre, Panerai, Piaget, Roger Dubuis, Vacheron Constantin, and Montblanc.
| Omega De Ville (Amazon Photo) |
Owning a stake in a luxury watchmaker means that you can vicariously enjoy a wealthy person's watch flex while actually transferring some tiny portion of their wealth into your brokerage account in the form of dividends or increased share value.
Now you don't have to be a communist or a mugger to transfer wealth from the rich to the poor and middle class.
Now, I have to be perfectly clear. This IS NOT financial advice. This is just psychological advice. However, in what many are describing as a K-shaped economy where the middle class is being squeezed, there is some financial logic to investing into luxury goods makers.
As asset owners, the rich are getting richer by virtue of their investments. They aren't going to see a decline in their propensity to consume due to job market fluctuations. They'll be able to buy nice things even when the rest of us can't. But, if you own the stock or an ADR representing the stock of a company they patronize, you should be able to benefit in a small way. Of course, for major investment decisions, you'll want to do your own research and make your own decisions.
| Rolex isn't publicly-traded, buy from Swatch group |
Me. I'll just scroll through X and rejoice in all the beautiful watches that people buy and share on X and pay me for!
(Pro Tip: Do your own research. I'm buying cheap $10 watches for a reason).
To learn other ways to cure watch envy, read my post here!
